I noticed that the car in front of me had a bumper sticker with the logo of the yoga studio where I practice. And some other bumper stickers about peace and rainbows and some outdoorsy ones, too.
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The light turned green and the cars in front of us began to accelerate, one by one. The car immediately before me didn't move, and I noticed that the driver was looking at something else slightly below the dashboard, distracted.
I wasn't surprised--the light was very long and it is easy to momentarily forget where you are in such a tedious situation.
I gently tapped my horn to get her attention that the light had changed.
She stuck her middle finger out of the window at me and pulled away.
I assume she was breathing when she flipped me the bird.
Although it was a different kind of crow than the one I'm used to seeing in yoga class.
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But seriously, when you are driving you have to get your shit together and keep moving forward. Don't expect people to wait for you to slowly grow mindful to the fact that the light is green.
Hopefully, all the exercise I do will keep me fit enough to defend myself when the driver tries to kick my ass when I go to my next yoga class and she sees my vehicle in the parking lot.